MOTIVATION. Psychologists tell us that it can only come from within. Common sense tells us it can't be manufactured. So how is it that a multi-billion dollar industry thrives through the sale of "motivational" products and services? Because in our shallow times, people desperately want to believe there are simple solutions to even the most complex of problems. And when desperation has disposable income, market opportunities abound.

AT DESPAIR, INC., we believe it's time people face the truth- that any kind of motivation you can buy isn't worth owning, and in the end will produce even greater demoralization. Given that inevitable fact, we'd like to invite you to skip the delusions that motivational products induce and head straight for the disappointment that follows! Our legendary Demotivators products are peerless in The Art of Demotivation. They will leave you feeling just as depressed and uninspired as even the most insipid motivational poster might, without first subjecting you to the indignity of misplaced hope! Enjoy! (As if that's even possible...)